A Facebook Diversion

Okay…so I haven’t been here much. I have recently discovered “Facebook”, and have been engrossed in learning to use it and playing on it. It is interesting but I have grown weary of it, and find myself spending less and less time .  I have, however, learned some very valuable things.

For instance:

If you:

“John took the IQ Test and has an IQ score of 108, which is in the top 60th percent of Facebook users.”

Keep working at something:

“John took the IQ Test and has an IQ score of 113, which is in the top 70th percent of Facebook users.”

You can perfect it:

“John took the Mensa IQ Test and scored a 148 (20 of 20 correct).
His IQ of 148 is in the top 98, which is in the genius range compared to the average person (IQ of 100); and also far superior when compared to the average Facebook user (IQ of 108).”

As long as they don’t change the questions.

Or,

The more money you have:

“Mafia Wars
Cash ( Go to Bank )
$20,694,841,417″

The more friends you have:

“My Mafia (3678 +1)”

And:

The more Friends you have:

“Someone has invited you to be in their Mafia. View and accept.”

“ghost man needs your help on a job. Click here to help out ghost” man.

“You fought as Methos’s Capo. Together you defeated garlic face and you received $0 for doing so.”

“You fought as Big \\\\\\\\\\”eightfinger\\\\\\\\\\” Louis’s Capo. Together you defeated Reeves and you received $0 for doing so.” 

 The more money you need.

 

And finally…

The most important thing I learned: 

 “John completed the quiz “How Well do you know Women??” with the result:    Excellent!! (100%).

You’ve Got to be Kidding Me!! Either you’re an expert on the field of Women, or you’ve cheated!! Or else, you might just be a women who has taken the quiz to see if it’s really authentic! Whatever it is, Congratulations…. You’re an Expert on the most difficult topic on earth…. Women!!.”

 

False positives are real and should not be taken for granted!!!

These are, after all, the musings of a mind that wanders.